Before Boz joined Morrissey's band, he was in The Polecats. Jesse played guitar for Alanis Morrissette. Mike worked in a wig factory and Gary stole puppies (well, those last two aren't true, but anyway...). What of everyone's favourite dentally gifted, Alain Whyte?

Thanks to a pile of vintage knitting patterns found in a charity shop raising money for The Cats' Protection League, Pretty Petty Thieves can exclusively reveal that Alain was a child model on knitting patterns! Or at least... his teeth were.

The Leyland Tiger Cub bus in the background went on to star in the Hulmerist video.