Fans: The DVD Commentary You Didn't Get To Hear

by Helen

Here at prettypettythieves.com, we were rather disappointed that the dvd in the Ringleader of the Tormentors deluxe edition didn't come with a commentary. So... we've made up our own.


"Thunderbirds are... go!"



"Ladies and gentlemen, Jesus has entered the building."



"And this is how I'll kick Joyce's bum."



"Shall I do this one in Italian... very well... Just one Cornetto... give eeeeeet toooo meeeeee."



"Take my mother-in-law... please!" Morrissey practices his set for the Scunthorpe end-of-pier winter season.



"It's not a guitar, but it'll have to do." Alain's drum kit sponsored by Pearl Drops.



"Jesse, if you wanted your own glove puppet, you only had to ask."



"Yikes! A wasp!"



"Anyone for a cup of tea? Jesse? A special pot of Boz's Brew for you?"



"Come on, Gary, this is the third shirt you've tried on today."



"Oh, no... when will Gary find a shirt he likes? This sartorial nightmare is bringing on a headache. Oh god."



"Think I'll stick with this one, mate. Makes me look like a pimp."



"At last. Hmmm... maybe this yellow might go nice in my new palazzo. Hmmm...."



"Damn - ice cream on my shoe."